Nightmare #1

by kto

Okay so last night I dreamed that I went to Fellows Elementary School to vote but because I was an absentee voter they wouldn’t let me unless I took a Xerox of my bare butt in front of all of them and stapled it to my ballot. I know this sounds like some hilarious hijinks but in reality (okay, dream-reality) it was deeply deeply disturbing so if you laughed/snorted/thought to yourself, “That’s funny” LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT you should take a moment to feel bad now.